Funny car news for the weekend. You wouldn’t believe this rich oil Texan did to a million dollar car Bugatti Veyron.  Apparently, he tried to see if the Bugatti Veyron is fast enough to glide over the surface of the water like the Flash.  He claimed that he was distracted by a low-flying pelican and jerked the wheel and slided the car into the salty lagoon.  From the video I didn’t see no low flying pelican.  I feel sorry for the car and hope it is alright.